sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:
sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:
if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare
were the kids of [gunshot noise] [gunshot noice] [cash register noise] america
wonderful weather we’re having
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep