when guys stretch and their shoulder blade does the thing
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again
Looking for a tumblr girlfriend, picking a random one of my followersand gain thousands! Following back all my dashboard is dead.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
If you were my homework I’d do you.
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates