do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
OMFG NOT OKAAYY AHH
Oh shit! My love! My future! My everything!
I went an entire month without getting pregnant,
sleep tight? NO THANKS ILL SLEEP AS LOOSE AS I WANT THIS IS AMERICA
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)