yo.
  • sexual orientation: freedom
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Be young. Be dope. Be Proud. The Declaration of Independence (1776) 71,157 notes

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

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4thofjulys:

were the kids of [gunshot noise] [gunshot noice] [cash register noise] america

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4thofjulys:

wonderful weather we’re having

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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hotwinger:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"

hotwinger:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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